Baby Talk and the Next Joan Rivers on 'Jerseylicious'

Last week, Tracy DiMarco's family told her how good she will be when she has kids—because she's so good wth her dogs.

This week, she's not so sure—especially when she learns about the regularity of babies' bodily functions.

But when she gets misty-eyed when the very-preggo Glam Fairy Alexa Prisco invites her and Anthony Robert Salon co-owner Cathy Giove to come see the new nursery in her apartment, she confesses it's because she's anxious to have her own kids as soon as she and fiancee Corey are married. 

Meanwhile, Olivia Blois Sharpe says she's not ready to marry or have kids—but she is ready to become the next Joan Rivers.

"I would love to be a TV show fashion expert," she says. But not being a nationally famous comedienne makes it tough to break into the "TV show fashion expert" biz, so Sharpe has a plan she puts into action.

She plans to make a video of her performing some "ambush makeovers" and post it on her blog. She heads to Jersey Gardens and after a few rejections, she gets permission to video at the Windsor store.   

"Who knows, maybe somebody in TV can see that I know how to make over somebody," she says.

Videotaping starts out rough—passing customers blocking her shots, several attempts are spoiled by gaffes or miscues, but eventually, she pulls it togther. She finds three participants, performs her make-over magic and gets her video together.

She takes it to Anthony Lombardi at Anthony Robert Salon, where he says he'll post a link to it on his website.

Everything's going well for Sharpe—except her friendship with Gigi Liscio, who she confronts over comments Liscio made about Jackie Bianchi.

"I honestly was trying to works something out with you because I truly care about you," Sharpe says.

"I think you're full of it—because why are you picking on a freind?" Liscio shoots back.

The blowup ends with Sharpe walking out.

"So now it's your move and I don't know....see if we cross paths," she says.